So after a recent trip back to the homeland (insert oh so patriotic comments), I was once again how i stand out in my own unique way.
Any shop that i frequent, usually purveyors of a complete meal for under $10, knows me. Now this isn't that terribly surprising in itself, it was when i thought about it at a more indepth level(well deep for me, i like to stay in the kiddy pool, erm for the depth, i better get back on track before i get put onth e black list) that it should out.
Both nations in question here were invaded by the british, both now have very strong immigration policies. So in both nations i can look like the 80% majority (wikipedia*), but in one i open my mouth and instantly people brains click. Again both countries, dispite the strong immigration laws have some semblance of multiculturalism (yeah depends a lot on where you go) and i tend to be in those kinds of places. so why do i particularly stand out. Is it because people think i'm one thing and turn out to be another? anyhow funnier part time..... perhaps
So often i can be at purchasing an item and i'll be asked a question. and even more often i'll fail to understand it (yes i understand less questions than i'm asked, it's a skill), so i'll pause and to and process what they said into my native tongue, perhaps i might ask them to explain, but normally before i get this far they'll repeat the question, which normally doesn't help, but my favourite, is when they repeat the question in another language, which always give me a little chuckle. This is where i'll ask them to explain it to my like a child, Or i might ask someone i'm with to explain it to me, which is even better when they don't understand. The rule at the end of this anything along the linds of 'that's good' 'i'll take that' ' STOP!!! just like that is perfect'. These are generally followed by a look and a 'are you sure you don't want some X'.
*It's a Blog, i'll damn well use wikipeadia for referencees right.
Any shop that i frequent, usually purveyors of a complete meal for under $10, knows me. Now this isn't that terribly surprising in itself, it was when i thought about it at a more indepth level(well deep for me, i like to stay in the kiddy pool, erm for the depth, i better get back on track before i get put onth e black list) that it should out.
Both nations in question here were invaded by the british, both now have very strong immigration policies. So in both nations i can look like the 80% majority (wikipedia*), but in one i open my mouth and instantly people brains click. Again both countries, dispite the strong immigration laws have some semblance of multiculturalism (yeah depends a lot on where you go) and i tend to be in those kinds of places. so why do i particularly stand out. Is it because people think i'm one thing and turn out to be another? anyhow funnier part time..... perhaps
So often i can be at purchasing an item and i'll be asked a question. and even more often i'll fail to understand it (yes i understand less questions than i'm asked, it's a skill), so i'll pause and to and process what they said into my native tongue, perhaps i might ask them to explain, but normally before i get this far they'll repeat the question, which normally doesn't help, but my favourite, is when they repeat the question in another language, which always give me a little chuckle. This is where i'll ask them to explain it to my like a child, Or i might ask someone i'm with to explain it to me, which is even better when they don't understand. The rule at the end of this anything along the linds of 'that's good' 'i'll take that' ' STOP!!! just like that is perfect'. These are generally followed by a look and a 'are you sure you don't want some X'.
*It's a Blog, i'll damn well use wikipeadia for referencees right.
So 4 races into the F1 season, lets see how wrong i was, and if it is any better than last year... thoughts on rules and general ranting.
Up first. how wrong was i (i'm goign to keep comparing to these initial predictions, no pussy updating them to make myself look good at the end of it all... lets see i made the predictions on the 8th of feb. before 'brawn gp' existed.
ferrari to be weaker, - well this one is currently true, they're on struggle street
renault and bmw to be stronger. Well Renault might be stronger, but PK just isn't driving well. There hybrid system seems to be working well for them as other drivers have complained they cant pass PK as his KERs makes him quick on the straights. BMW = crap, not showing any promis really at all.
Redbull and STR, dark hourses, (will STR continue to get good ferrari engines or will they be lumped witht he second rate ones again). Well, well RedBull are team number two. If Aussie Sebastian Webber could make his own luck they'd be scaring everyone, but you make your own luck.. As for STR, who can tell if they have good engines or not because of Ferarris poor performance, apart from that tey just middling.
Williams to be so bland no one cares, same with toyota - i could eat some words here. Toyota is nipping at red bulls heals for second, and have only to turn in a win to cement themselves. Williams = bland, okay they did have a fastest lap to there name, but nobdy actually talks about details like that. Nobody.
Force India to continue to wooden spoon, well with the exception of the as yet to be sold honda team - Force india, well this was an easy guess really. Erm, the yet to be sold honda team is well, leading the championship. class that as a fail.
Maclaren to be on form - missed ont his one so far, They are comming 4th but not a title contender.
Ok a count out i'm going to give myself 3 on, 2 maybe's, and 5 dudes you suck.
Ok some teama nd driver chatter
Within teams it's always a little interesting to see which driver is performing better. Generally teams have a favoured driver, indicated by the lower car number (also based on last years progress)
Maclaren
Lewis H. is driving the wheels off the car and would be potentially 4 place in the championship except for his boss telling him to withhold evidence. His team mate is lagging.
BMW
There's been a swap here, but it is a little early to tell, generally close.
The four Sebastians
Young upstart Vettel is exerting dominance over Webber. The other two S's could still go either way.
Brawn.
So last year The Cello stomped Butts on points, although the team gave Buts the lower number. which is how it's been working out onthe Track, everyone has been following brawns butts.
Ferrari
so numbers were swapped this year between drivers as the 2007 champ was beaten in point by his team mate in 08 (who was a contender for the championship down to the last lap). and they look like they'll need to be swapped again.
Force india, Williams, Renault
meh
Up first. how wrong was i (i'm goign to keep comparing to these initial predictions, no pussy updating them to make myself look good at the end of it all... lets see i made the predictions on the 8th of feb. before 'brawn gp' existed.
ferrari to be weaker, - well this one is currently true, they're on struggle street
renault and bmw to be stronger. Well Renault might be stronger, but PK just isn't driving well. There hybrid system seems to be working well for them as other drivers have complained they cant pass PK as his KERs makes him quick on the straights. BMW = crap, not showing any promis really at all.
Redbull and STR, dark hourses, (will STR continue to get good ferrari engines or will they be lumped witht he second rate ones again). Well, well RedBull are team number two. If Aussie Sebastian Webber could make his own luck they'd be scaring everyone, but you make your own luck.. As for STR, who can tell if they have good engines or not because of Ferarris poor performance, apart from that tey just middling.
Williams to be so bland no one cares, same with toyota - i could eat some words here. Toyota is nipping at red bulls heals for second, and have only to turn in a win to cement themselves. Williams = bland, okay they did have a fastest lap to there name, but nobdy actually talks about details like that. Nobody.
Force India to continue to wooden spoon, well with the exception of the as yet to be sold honda team - Force india, well this was an easy guess really. Erm, the yet to be sold honda team is well, leading the championship. class that as a fail.
Maclaren to be on form - missed ont his one so far, They are comming 4th but not a title contender.
Ok a count out i'm going to give myself 3 on, 2 maybe's, and 5 dudes you suck.
Ok some teama nd driver chatter
Within teams it's always a little interesting to see which driver is performing better. Generally teams have a favoured driver, indicated by the lower car number (also based on last years progress)
Maclaren
Lewis H. is driving the wheels off the car and would be potentially 4 place in the championship except for his boss telling him to withhold evidence. His team mate is lagging.
BMW
There's been a swap here, but it is a little early to tell, generally close.
The four Sebastians
Young upstart Vettel is exerting dominance over Webber. The other two S's could still go either way.
Brawn.
So last year The Cello stomped Butts on points, although the team gave Buts the lower number. which is how it's been working out onthe Track, everyone has been following brawns butts.
Ferrari
so numbers were swapped this year between drivers as the 2007 champ was beaten in point by his team mate in 08 (who was a contender for the championship down to the last lap). and they look like they'll need to be swapped again.
Force india, Williams, Renault
meh
Cause it isn't surreal cause here it is in the reel
Anyhow so people had been talking about favourite albums and so forth so i was listening to some song by hitting up you tube.
So I acme accross this. The Cure performing live with the Royal Ballet.
(edit, i found a colour version, if you feel colour makes it to happy do a search)
Anyhow so people had been talking about favourite albums and so forth so i was listening to some song by hitting up you tube.
So I acme accross this. The Cure performing live with the Royal Ballet.
(edit, i found a colour version, if you feel colour makes it to happy do a search)
So with all this talk of being prepared or not for the switching off of analogue tv transmissions I have devised a plan. Now someone else has already mentioned this, and probably in some kind of large public forum, but me and my cosy hollowed out rock haven't heard it.
Instead of just turning off the analogue broadcast, just slowly decrease the signal strength over a period of say, a year (you could even calculate population density in radial bands to do a fixed percentage of population in each de-powering). Okay it sounds a little evil but look at the benefits. No sudden rush to get convertor boxes, there will be a greater devide in quality between the two formats further incouraging take up.
Obviously i don't have an indepth knowledge of technologies but that never stopped me before
Instead of just turning off the analogue broadcast, just slowly decrease the signal strength over a period of say, a year (you could even calculate population density in radial bands to do a fixed percentage of population in each de-powering). Okay it sounds a little evil but look at the benefits. No sudden rush to get convertor boxes, there will be a greater devide in quality between the two formats further incouraging take up.
Obviously i don't have an indepth knowledge of technologies but that never stopped me before
So the 2009 F1 season is creeping up. The following link isa to a cool animation by hte Redbull team which explains hte major rule changes, which are quite significant.
http://www.redbullracing.com/en/4th-Sec tor/Webber--Vettel-Rip-Through-The-Rule-B ook/
So of all those these I'll be watching for the following initially, How will teams manage there engine. Will they somehow tweak one for qualifying much like when they used to have special tyres for qualifying.
Also in the pre season some teams have bee trying external wheel plates which cover most f the tyre rubber, for better aero and brake cooling. I've been speculating that this could reduce the risk of hte tyre puncturing if they clip someone elses car and also how much damage it will inflict on the other car, such as ripping off hte front wing which is now nicely exposed.
Not to mentioned is the fact F1 have asked the tyre supplier to create a bigger difference between the tyres, so that on the two types they get for a race one type should be at least half a second slower. (using both types in a dry race is mandatory)
anyhow predictions (which include personal bias)
ferrari to be weaker,
renault and bmw to be stronger.
Redbull and STR, dark hourses, (will STR continue to get good ferrari engines or will they be lumped witht he second rate ones again)
Williams to be so bland no one cares, same with toyota
Force India to continue to woden spoon, well with the exception of the as yet to be sold honda team
Maclaren to be on form
Stand by for updates on how wrong i am.
http://www.redbullracing.com/en/4th-Sec
So of all those these I'll be watching for the following initially, How will teams manage there engine. Will they somehow tweak one for qualifying much like when they used to have special tyres for qualifying.
Also in the pre season some teams have bee trying external wheel plates which cover most f the tyre rubber, for better aero and brake cooling. I've been speculating that this could reduce the risk of hte tyre puncturing if they clip someone elses car and also how much damage it will inflict on the other car, such as ripping off hte front wing which is now nicely exposed.
Not to mentioned is the fact F1 have asked the tyre supplier to create a bigger difference between the tyres, so that on the two types they get for a race one type should be at least half a second slower. (using both types in a dry race is mandatory)
anyhow predictions (which include personal bias)
ferrari to be weaker,
renault and bmw to be stronger.
Redbull and STR, dark hourses, (will STR continue to get good ferrari engines or will they be lumped witht he second rate ones again)
Williams to be so bland no one cares, same with toyota
Force India to continue to woden spoon, well with the exception of the as yet to be sold honda team
Maclaren to be on form
Stand by for updates on how wrong i am.
This whole idea of having this crazy number in our lovely whole number system was buggin me. So i got to thinking, Which led to baking, This i must admit got me a little distracted, in this particular example, some finely chopped chicken thighs, a coconut curry sauce and puff pastry. Pre cook the innards and let cool, put contents in the pastry and freeze. When you want to eat one, just bung it int he oven at about 475 K Until golden brown 30-40 minutes. I use metal pie tins so i place them on bottom rack of the oven so that the pastry will crispen up and not go soggy.

Pursuant to my original task a solution did come across a solution to fix that horrible value for pi.

Pursuant to my original task a solution did come across a solution to fix that horrible value for pi.
This post is a little belated but hey, i had no pens to write with.
It was about 6 month of not having any pie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian _meat_pie). Now it is possible for my to drive to a shop that specialises in selling Australian garb but i couldn't bring myself to do it. I could however, endeavour to make my own, much in a way captains of the past would have had to cook their own. I consulted no recipies, got myself a slab of steak, some gravy and some pastry. Chop chop with the cleaver, pre cook the meat just enough, bit of mixing for the gravy, some pastry in a muffin tray. bung it all together in the oven and wait.
Then consume. Yum
Appropriate pie dishes were hard to come by, but I found some, correct some pastry selection faults and perfecto.

It was about 6 month of not having any pie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian
Then consume. Yum
Appropriate pie dishes were hard to come by, but I found some, correct some pastry selection faults and perfecto.
Damn annoying, I couldn't find anyone who had already done this joke so i had to go to the bother of making the image myself. Really is it worth this much effort? is the joke that good? I doubt it.
But hey the combined total of the time of all the people who read this might add up to more wasted time than me putting it together, even including this blurb which hopefully contains a few spelling mistakes and non sequiturs.
So i've put together a list of tv programs that i have seen the entirity of, to ponder how much time i've possibly wasted watching them. In itself this was also a waste of time, so much so that i came up with some rules.
The show much be complete. Over. Finito. Movies dont count, unless it's like a double epsisode.
Now on the positive side, quite often I was cooking and eater said cooked goods. mmm yum. So not wasting time as such, doubling it. Then other times i was enjoying the shows in company.
Anyhow onto the list i've come up with so far in no particular order.
The show much be complete. Over. Finito. Movies dont count, unless it's like a double epsisode.
Now on the positive side, quite often I was cooking and eater said cooked goods. mmm yum. So not wasting time as such, doubling it. Then other times i was enjoying the shows in company.
Anyhow onto the list i've come up with so far in no particular order.
boston legal
duckman
x files
buffy the vampire slayer
brisco county jnr
jack of all trades
harvey birdman atourney at law
neon genesis evangelion (tv servies)
the it crowed
coupling
futurama (is this actually over)
green screen
arrested development
dilbert
drawn together
furikuri (flcl)
helsing (anime series)
The hitch hikers guide to the galaxy.
*Red Dwarf
Black Adder
Edit: i left off red dwarf somehow. the series i've seen numerous time and can carry on conversations with people only in RD quotes.
So the socceroos have been defeted many a time while being clearly the better team. Ball in the netted posty area thats what counts.
But the other day it swung back around, Australia was out played, but they were the ones to kick the round thing so it would be abruptly stopped by the aformentioned netted posty area.
This now has Australia leading out world cup qualifying group after three wins and not a single goal scored against them.
ps. posty isn't a a person who delivers mail.
But the other day it swung back around, Australia was out played, but they were the ones to kick the round thing so it would be abruptly stopped by the aformentioned netted posty area.
This now has Australia leading out world cup qualifying group after three wins and not a single goal scored against them.
ps. posty isn't a a person who delivers mail.
My final exam for this year is over. All went ok. but check this out. the front of the paper only said 2b pencil and eraser. So they took my pens, THEY TOOK MY PENS, just cause it wasn't specifically listed on the front page. They TOOk my PENS!
Ihad to do the whole thing with a pencil. and yes they did check that my pencil was a number two, lucky it was cause i hadn't. checked it. Imagin it is wasn't. I'm surprised I was allowed in the exam room, let alone my clothes. Did i mention THEY TOOK MY PENS!
I now have a sore shoudler from scratching away with a low grade pencil that i had only intended to fill in the multiple guess sheet.
anyway to be nice to anyones else that may have an exam at the same centre i've sent an email to the examination officer to clarify if people are allowed pens in an exam when it says pencil!
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THEY TOOK MY SWORDS, sorry MIGHTY PENS
wow i managed to resist the temptation to put a random i in for a joke.
Ihad to do the whole thing with a pencil. and yes they did check that my pencil was a number two, lucky it was cause i hadn't. checked it. Imagin it is wasn't. I'm surprised I was allowed in the exam room, let alone my clothes. Did i mention THEY TOOK MY PENS!
I now have a sore shoudler from scratching away with a low grade pencil that i had only intended to fill in the multiple guess sheet.
anyway to be nice to anyones else that may have an exam at the same centre i've sent an email to the examination officer to clarify if people are allowed pens in an exam when it says pencil!
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THEY TOOK MY SWORDS, sorry MIGHTY PENS
wow i managed to resist the temptation to put a random i in for a joke.
Aparently i'll be going to seatle int he not to distant future, Seattle looks cold, I hope it's not so cold it's hard to sleep.
must go, the joke police are after me again.
must go, the joke police are after me again.
So I know i'm going to be dissapointed by at least one election results tomorrow.
I've managed to get my hands on a sample voting paper and wow it's like a literature and physics exam rolled into one.
Anyhow, Props to the League of Women voters, they have put together a wonderful website of facts.
http://www.smartvoter.org/
Anyhow, i think for CA
Vote Yes on, 2 and 11.
Vote No on 4 and 8
and i'm not well informed enough on the rest really.
I've managed to get my hands on a sample voting paper and wow it's like a literature and physics exam rolled into one.
Anyhow, Props to the League of Women voters, they have put together a wonderful website of facts.
http://www.smartvoter.org/
Anyhow, i think for CA
Vote Yes on, 2 and 11.
Vote No on 4 and 8
and i'm not well informed enough on the rest really.
So my quick, highly uninformed reveiw of hte Formulat one Season. (psst, F1 is motor racing)
So, biggest missed opportunity. - BMW.
Dispite leading the championship early on they decided to stop work on there current car and dropping off the lead pace, dispite this they still managed a very strong showing, could they have taken out the chamionship?
Strongest Finish - Renault, Alonso
At first it looked like one lucky race win, but then another one, and a second place in the final race. This also goes to point that Alonso is a great driver.
Biggest Surprise - Torro Rosso(ferrari engines) - Vettel
I used to say that you never wanted to buy ferrari engine and put them in your own car, they always gave you the slow ones. Then These guys wil and race, Turns out that top manager is a former F1 driver for ferrari and went to them to request the same engines that ferrari actually run.
that's enough....
Next year,
So a whole change of rules next year. One intrigues me, it's the introducion or a regenerative energy system, like those found in hybrid cars. Now F1 has been helping push forward the development of technology found in road cars for a while. now this can get highly argumentative, but at the least it made the following terms better known. Turbo, AntiLock Brakes, Tracstion control, CVT, active suspension. So can F1 help develop bettter hybrid systems? Perhaps ones that don't involve mining for metals or other things that seem counter productive to caring for the environment?
One possibility is that these system make there way into the sports cars of the teams such as Ferrari and Mercedes McLaren... well wait and see...
So, biggest missed opportunity. - BMW.
Dispite leading the championship early on they decided to stop work on there current car and dropping off the lead pace, dispite this they still managed a very strong showing, could they have taken out the chamionship?
Strongest Finish - Renault, Alonso
At first it looked like one lucky race win, but then another one, and a second place in the final race. This also goes to point that Alonso is a great driver.
Biggest Surprise - Torro Rosso(ferrari engines) - Vettel
I used to say that you never wanted to buy ferrari engine and put them in your own car, they always gave you the slow ones. Then These guys wil and race, Turns out that top manager is a former F1 driver for ferrari and went to them to request the same engines that ferrari actually run.
that's enough....
Next year,
So a whole change of rules next year. One intrigues me, it's the introducion or a regenerative energy system, like those found in hybrid cars. Now F1 has been helping push forward the development of technology found in road cars for a while. now this can get highly argumentative, but at the least it made the following terms better known. Turbo, AntiLock Brakes, Tracstion control, CVT, active suspension. So can F1 help develop bettter hybrid systems? Perhaps ones that don't involve mining for metals or other things that seem counter productive to caring for the environment?
One possibility is that these system make there way into the sports cars of the teams such as Ferrari and Mercedes McLaren... well wait and see...
So its started raining, and well it going to stay that way for a little while. I haven't seen anything more that some tiny sprinkles since i've been here. Might need to locate an umbrella.
It's Halloween tomorrow. and just about everything has some kind of decoration going on. There nuts for it here, even work is having a mini competition.
Peoples Birthday's keep comming and going. Happy birthday all.(i'm so lazy)
It's Halloween tomorrow. and just about everything has some kind of decoration going on. There nuts for it here, even work is having a mini competition.
Peoples Birthday's keep comming and going. Happy birthday all.(i'm so lazy)
I now fall into this catagory. Before people start hunting me down, I am not comparing my situation to the American Revolution, Womens Suffrage, Minors paying tax or the countless oppressed races. Just merley stating that a feel a little jyped
Piece of trivia from Wikipedia
"In November 2000, the D.C. Department of Motor Vehicles began issuing license plates bearing the slogan "Taxation without representation". In a show of support for the city, President Bill Clinton used the "Taxation Without Representation" plates on the presidential limousine; however, President George W. Bush had the tags replaced to those without the motto shortly upon taking office."
Piece of trivia from Wikipedia
"In November 2000, the D.C. Department of Motor Vehicles began issuing license plates bearing the slogan "Taxation without representation". In a show of support for the city, President Bill Clinton used the "Taxation Without Representation" plates on the presidential limousine; however, President George W. Bush had the tags replaced to those without the motto shortly upon taking office."
I just submitted my last assignment for the year! wow time flies.......
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wow, to painful to watch and wikipedia says it's going to channel 7 also.
Now i was never a huge fan of the original, never made any attempt to watch it, but well when someone it was on the tv it could make me chuckle.
Now i was never a huge fan of the original, never made any attempt to watch it, but well when someone it was on the tv it could make me chuckle.
So I've been learning about how the voter registration works here, and wow they do fun stuff in the name of removing 'fraudulent' voters
One thing they can do is send you a letter, and if you don't respond, well you're off the able to vote list. Simple enough...
So the Parties can initiate this and the facts according to the people behind http://www.stealbackyourvote.com run something like this.
You're the republican party, you get a list of people who have had the mortgages foreclosed (they're unlikely to vote for you) you send them one of these letters and it will go to there old residence as they are extremely unlikely to update there address as they're probable in temporary accommodation. Bingo one disgruntled household of voters no longer in the system.
In a radio interview they mentioned that this was also done to US soldiers who strangely enough couldn't reply as they were deployed. Yay.
In Colorado one in five registered voters have been removed. Now there were probably some real removals in there, but wow.
You can also watch the bbc reports he files at www.gregpalast.com/
One thing they can do is send you a letter, and if you don't respond, well you're off the able to vote list. Simple enough...
So the Parties can initiate this and the facts according to the people behind http://www.stealbackyourvote.com run something like this.
You're the republican party, you get a list of people who have had the mortgages foreclosed (they're unlikely to vote for you) you send them one of these letters and it will go to there old residence as they are extremely unlikely to update there address as they're probable in temporary accommodation. Bingo one disgruntled household of voters no longer in the system.
In a radio interview they mentioned that this was also done to US soldiers who strangely enough couldn't reply as they were deployed. Yay.
In Colorado one in five registered voters have been removed. Now there were probably some real removals in there, but wow.
You can also watch the bbc reports he files at www.gregpalast.com/
